Job Application as a Post-Rapture Postman

I recently found this website: The Post-Rapture Post

My first thought was that this was hilarious, my second that this is a great scam, and the third was that I am unsure of my job prospects in the highly unlikely event of the Rapture. In that case, I found my calling: Post-Rapture Postman!

So I sent them this email:

To: postrapturepost@gmail.com
Subject: Postman Job Application

Dear Post-Rapture Post,

I found your site online, and immediately began thinking about my future job prospects in the unlikely event of the Rapture. Are you accepting applications now for postmen, or will all hiring be after the Rapture? I have a Florida Class E driver’s license and I am a confirmed Atheist. I am willing to travel, since my wife is Christian, I will have no connections to tie me down to a geographic location; also my health-insurance costs should be lower since she obviously will not need a medical plan. Resume available upon request.

Thank you for your time,

Jason Kleinberg

I hope that I hear back from them soon, we never know when the Rapture will be.

As an after-thought, I should have told them that I can provide my own transportation. Oh well. I guess there will be enough extra vehicles laying around anyway.